Im using them for a lil present Im making my guy..
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2007-01-26 10:12:20 · 16 answers · asked by X-tina 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
2007-01-26 10:23:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have heard two really dumb and cheesy ones.
1. My boyfriend and I were down the shore and we walked into this jewelry shop. My boyfriend walked towards the back and I was alone looking at things by the counter. All the sudden a guy behind the counter comes over and says to me "That's a really cool bathing suit". The only reason I knew this was a pick-up line is because... I WAS WEARING A SHIRT OVER MY BATHING SUIT... all you could see were straps. I don't know what is so amazing about straps, but I could tell by the tone he was hitting on me.
2- At my work a pizza guy came in and he is always flirting with us girls. He constantly says "oh, anything you girls want, you got it" and "call us anytime, we will be here for you girls" blah blah blah. One day I ordered food and of course it was him. He comes up to me and he was all smiles and says "I really like those earrings, did you get them for christmas"... what the hell is that? The only guys I know who would say something like that are the homosexual ones (no offense), but jeez... try something better.
I understand the whole "hey, your place or mine" bit is more of the pick up line you wanted... but you can't stoop any lower then to compliment a no show bathing suit and earrings to get a girls attention... can you?
2007-01-26 10:23:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I own a deli restaurant.I make $10 an hour.I work 2 hours a month
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2007-01-26 10:21:14 · answer #3 · answered by crazygurl87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about not a pick up line but a guy actually acted like he was going to tell me a secret and stuck his tongue in my ear. Gross
2007-01-26 10:18:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is your father a baker because your buns are on fire.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
I was deff turned off by these two, especially when they came from the same guy, right after one another!
2007-01-26 10:18:22 · answer #5 · answered by mystifyingsilence 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you come out to the parking lot with me for 10 minutes?
2007-01-26 10:22:32 · answer #6 · answered by Angie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-16 14:23:03 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guy: have you been traveling recently?
girl: no... why?
guy: cause you look like you just came back from heavan
i know... lame, haha... and it dznt even make sense... a guy saidthis to one of my friends one time. lol.
2007-01-26 10:19:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must ahve a mirror in your pants.I can see myself in there
2007-01-26 10:17:57 · answer #9 · answered by Pauline 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I was just standing over there and noticed you were alone...
2007-01-26 10:19:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋