This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:
"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments,
"See! That was more than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month.
What do YOU say to that?!"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,
"That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"
The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back, "Sure, once a day!
But ask the announcer if they were all with the same fat cow!!"
2007-01-26 10:11:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-26 10:44:34 · answer #1 · answered by star42430 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's up with the wife? Got the husband pissed off. Not a bad one btw.. cheerios
2007-01-26 18:20:40 · answer #2 · answered by satinne_hui 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha! Got to give you that one...10/10!
2007-01-26 18:27:28 · answer #3 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny as per usual, but don't worry all your sycophants will like it!
2007-01-26 18:26:22 · answer #4 · answered by WISE OLD GRANNY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-27 07:06:46 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. But all of your jokes are. They are pleasent
2007-01-26 18:39:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-26 19:29:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes but its all in the delivery
2007-01-26 18:20:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha your jokes are priceless! never ever stop!
2007-01-26 19:26:24 · answer #9 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that made me laugh thanks i had a rough day lol
2007-01-26 18:54:56 · answer #10 · answered by Bubblegum_Faeire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋