2007-01-26 10:05:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo Mama so fat...when she stepped on the scale it said "To Be Continued."
Yo Mama so dark...she got marked absent at night school.
Yo Mama so dumb...she went to the movie theater and it said "under 17 not admitted" so she left and came back with 16 of her friends.
Yo Mama so old...she owes Jesus a quarter.
Those are my favorites.
Regards,
mari
2007-01-26 12:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by mari m 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YO Mamas so ugly, she ties pork chops on her ankles so the dogs will follow her.
I saw yo mama on her knees and she wasnt prayin!
Yo mama so big she got her own zip code.
Yo mamas so ugly when U were born, the doctor slapped her.
Yo mamas been constipated for years, from that goverment cheese!
I seen they put yo mamas face on food stamps.
2007-01-26 19:46:51 · answer #2 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat when she jumps in the swimming pool, she says "Beat that Moses".
Yo mama's so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry
Yo mama's so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
LOL
2007-01-26 18:35:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so fat you have to use flour to find the wet spot.
2007-01-26 19:40:28 · answer #4 · answered by Kim M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
Yo' mama is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
2007-01-26 18:48:50 · answer #5 · answered by RuKuS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo momma's so old she knew Mr Clean when he had an afro
Yo momma's so po she can't even afford the last two letters
Yo momma's so poor she has to wear her McDonalds uniform to church
2007-01-26 18:29:33 · answer #6 · answered by seb. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat that when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out!
Yo mama is so clumsy she stepped on Wal-Mart, tripped over K-Mart, and landed right on Target
2007-01-26 20:35:03 · answer #7 · answered by emt2beme 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're Momma's so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang
You're Momma's so fat when she wears a red sweat suit the kids in the hood yell "Hey Kool Aid."
2007-01-26 18:30:59 · answer #8 · answered by Mawm 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat everytime she see a school bus she says oooooooo look IT'S A TWINKIE
2007-01-26 18:24:22 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so dumb, she puts lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow on school days, kids try to board her.
you momma is so loose, you can stick two hands in her and still be able to clap.
hehehe....
2007-01-26 18:48:43 · answer #10 · answered by That's A Lot of Nonsense 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋