A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch. The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder. She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began moaning.
"What's the moaning all about, ma'am?" asked the officer. The blonde replied, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen, so I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!"
2007-01-26 09:59:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haaaaaaaaaaa! Now THAT is very good!
2007-01-26 10:06:51 · answer #1 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny. Have you heard the one when the brunnete, the blonde and the red-head are on an island and a genie comes. An the brunnete and red-head wish to go home and the blonde wants all her friends on the island.
2007-01-26 18:09:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-01-26 18:07:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know another one ..
this blonde walks into a store and tells the manager,id like to buy this t.v. and the manager says,im sorry but i cant sell t.v.s to dumb blondes well she leaves and cuts all her hair of and puts on a black wig and tries again she says,id like to buy this t.v. and the managers says,sorry i cant sell t.v.s to dumb blondes she leaves takes of the wig tries again and says,id like to buy this t.v. and the manager says,sorry i cant sell t.v.s to dumb blondes and she says how do u know im a dumb blonde i dont have any hair and the maneger says,because thats a microwave not a t.v.
keep putting up jokes they r funny
2007-01-26 18:21:22 · answer #4 · answered by squirrelydude5057 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was pretty good and Chewy I made that joke up and your not funny.... look funny up in the dictionary and you'll see "Anything but Chewy"
Don't steal other peoples jokes
2007-01-26 19:42:21 · answer #5 · answered by Bubblegum_Faeire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looool
ok gota admit took a while to register in my head
but its cos im tired LOL
but ye its cool
2007-01-26 18:21:29 · answer #6 · answered by azaa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah thats very good i will tell the dog handler in work that one see if he laughs to !!!
2007-01-26 18:07:53 · answer #7 · answered by danielle s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny because it's true!
j/k
still funny though.
2007-01-26 18:12:50 · answer #8 · answered by kimi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!
2007-01-26 18:10:06 · answer #9 · answered by Numb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Not bad!
2007-01-26 18:07:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋