I've told a few girls at work that I would like to mate with them and they seemed a bit put off. They should have taken it as a compliment because I don't mate with many women. Is there a better way? How should I word it?
2007-01-26 09:45:35 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
its ok, im not easily offended
2007-01-26 16:29:55 · answer #1 · answered by MandaPanda 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OK don't use that word and don't just come to a girl and tell them that you are never going to get anyone like that, you need to ask them on a date first then after you get to know them more then you can ask that question in a more humane way mate is for dogs and cats!
2007-01-26 09:53:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were actually funny. That probably means I'm some sort of tranvsetite or something. Although I object against the one about the black eyes. That one goes to far. Domestic violence isn't funny. Jokes about men...let's see. - What did God say after making man? I can do better. - Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell. - Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions. - What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion. - What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes. - Why did God create man before woman? Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece. - Men are like commercials/adverts. you can't believe a word they say. - Men are like copiers, you need them for reproduction, but that's about it. - Men are like curlers, you need them but they're always in your hair. - Men are like horoscopes, they tell you what to do and they're usually wrong. - Men are like lava lamps, fun to look at but not all that bright. - Men are like the weather. Nothing can be done to change them. - Men are like popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a while. Ugh. I sicken myself. They're rubbish. Read 'em and weep.
2016-05-24 03:03:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is so simple that you are an idiot for not knowing it.
You say to a woman of all the women I have met in my life you are one of the few I would be willing to have a child with in this world. If you must you can add I don't mean that sexually, but as a compliment to your character.
If that isn't what you mean to be saying your question is flawed because a woman is not a base sexual being, she makes love to have children and so taking offense is only natural.
2007-01-26 10:23:51 · answer #4 · answered by anarchy704 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't care what word you use, you just cant walk up to an intelligent woman (or most any woman for that matter) and ask her for sex, and to use the phrase "mate" with you. My friend, you need to find a bit of romance in your tactics, or you will never find a "mate". Geezzz.
2007-01-26 09:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by E-Razz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a secret ritual you must do-a display of sorts. It's like a bird-mating dance, only it's adapted for people. It looks like a mix between a raving mosh pit and the robot and a seizure. You should also bring her a dead fish to show you can support her.
2007-01-26 09:53:49 · answer #6 · answered by Amy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, Blackey, maybe you should drop the word "mate". It probably makes them think of the discovery channel. Anyway I have a feeling you'll be hearing from human resources, so get that ole' resume in tip top shape, Blackey.
2007-01-26 09:52:53 · answer #7 · answered by Christopher A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a feeling you'll be hearing from HR, so get that ole' resume in tip top shape, Blackey. You seem to have struck a responsive nerve in others here.
There few words here in the other answers that can express their concern for your undignified emotions.
Yeah, you cut an awsome SWATH
in your old loinCLOTH!
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2007-01-26 14:54:54 · answer #8 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I tell my girl I want to mate with her by hitting her over the head with a club and drag her by the hair into my cave.
2007-01-26 09:51:28 · answer #9 · answered by Joseph C 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mating is done between animals. The sex act is done between human beings. So mate, go for it man.
2007-01-26 10:43:47 · answer #10 · answered by William E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you don't mate with many women, but you "TOLD A FEW GIRLS THAT YOU WANT TO MATE WITH THEM"? i think if you told that to me i would think you are weird, especially since you call sex "mating". animals mate. people have sex and most women do not want to have random sex with random men. therefore, there is no way to tell a woman that you want tohave sex with her without her getting offended because most likely she wants to have sex with someone who means something to her.
2007-01-26 09:52:48 · answer #11 · answered by freebirdnmay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋