Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call.
The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay."
As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio."
2007-01-26 09:22:47 · 15 answers · asked by luna.moonprincess 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is great!! Thanks :)
2007-01-26 09:28:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best one today. That's what happens when you brag about something and expect to be number one. You always get it in your face. Good for the last one!
2007-01-27 04:27:13 · answer #2 · answered by Mirela B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me giggle (6:10)
It's kind long but once you get to the end it'd worth while... I guess!?!
2007-01-26 17:29:57 · answer #3 · answered by Maryln 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was one of the most funniest jokes I have ever heard!
2007-01-26 17:28:53 · answer #4 · answered by eli 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny 9/10
2007-01-30 08:52:37 · answer #5 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lmao thats hilarious. i love that twist at the end. good punch line.
2007-01-26 17:33:37 · answer #6 · answered by minispears05 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA
Funny is when you hear an end you wouldn't expect, that is the key
2007-01-26 17:34:24 · answer #7 · answered by troubadour 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahah, that is pretty funny
2007-01-26 17:29:00 · answer #8 · answered by artgirl11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... u r very funny in posting this joke.
2007-01-26 17:31:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are so cool! And the joke... my FAVORITE!!!!! Take a star!!!!!
2007-01-30 17:02:15 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya it is. good one
2007-01-26 17:51:53 · answer #11 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋