made me think....so starting from tomorrow I am giving up...................reading
2007-01-26 09:02:30 · 11 answers · asked by snuffylover4 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, the slowest and weakest ones at the back are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
2007-01-26 09:17:04 · answer #1 · answered by scott d 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10
2007-01-26 09:14:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The source for Scott D's answer is Cliff Clavin from the TV show Cheers.
Re: your statement, maybe the problem isn't reading, maybe it's thinking. That's what always gets me in trouble. I've been trying to give it up for years know. And worse, I think and drive at the same time. I've been arrested several times for DWI, driving while intellectualizing.
2007-01-26 09:28:15 · answer #3 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old Gizzapint says you can't drink when your 6 foot under !! so go for it,
2007-01-26 09:13:57 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Good point though.
2007-01-26 11:31:58 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are still more old drunks than old doctors!
2007-01-26 09:29:20 · answer #6 · answered by checkmate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
Is that a joke? If not, you should make it one!!
2007-01-26 09:16:00 · answer #7 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well do not come on line then lol
2007-01-26 09:14:18 · answer #8 · answered by yankee_lost_in_ga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what kind of a joke is that?
2007-01-26 09:25:11 · answer #9 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-26 23:27:21 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋