How Do I do it?
2007-01-26 08:54:46 · 29 answers · asked by ArchAngel Raziel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Satan does not, and never has, existed. Hence it is impossible
2007-01-26 08:59:38 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 8⤊ 2⤋
Stand with your legs firmly positioned on the floor. Take a deep breath, hold both earlobes and, in a contralto voice, shout: Sataaan!, Sataaan! were are youuuuuuu! It usually works for me.
Mephistopholes
2007-01-27 09:50:19 · answer #2 · answered by Sid S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dial 666 and wait for the answering machine to pick up. He's usually busy so you'll have to leave a message.
2007-01-26 17:00:24 · answer #3 · answered by Militant Agnostic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow first of all you call yourself a very "special" name. Very meaningfull. Do you know what's its source is? and wich number this angel actually was?
Seems to me like you should contact either my ex-bf or Bush.
2007-01-26 17:21:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just do things away from what is Godly and he'll be by your side immediately. He does not need any means of communication. In fact, you do not have to look for him. Do what will be pleasing to him and he's there.
2007-01-26 17:14:18 · answer #5 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry he heard you, Yes He is real and no he is not in the white house.Ignorance is not always bliss.2008 His daughter Hillary will be there.
2007-01-26 17:13:23 · answer #6 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoy yourself
All "enjoyment" comes from Satan, and thus your in communication with him during enjoyment.
2007-01-26 17:04:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
First, you have to prove that he exists. After you do that, contacting him should be easy.
Read that twice, and let me know how that works out for you. While you're at it, look into a mirror and say "Candyman" five times.
2007-01-26 17:02:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You can borrow my mobile phone, I have him on Hot Key #1
2007-01-27 19:07:53 · answer #9 · answered by niccilicci 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the same way you contact god...
just start talking... start up a conversation... he'll answer you the same way god would... and then your entire life will change.
good luck with that.
2007-01-26 17:20:35 · answer #10 · answered by Kellie K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋