There was once a wise old man.
There was a great big hurricane one day, and all of NY city was flooding.
Everyone was safe except the wise old man. A raft came to him on the first floor window. The rescuers said "Get in, we're here to help you!" The old man simply replied: "My god will save me."
The water rose. One the second floor, a submarine came to him at the window. "Get in, we're here to help you." But still, the old man simply stated "My god will save me!"
On the roof because the water was so high, a helicopter came to him. "Get in dammit, we're helpin you." But the man refused, with his famous words: "MY GOD WILL SAVE ME!!!!!"
He died.
When he went to heaven, he met god. He asked god:
"Why didn't you save me, my god?"
God,shocked, answered him angrily.
"Stupid man! I sent you a raft, a sub and a dam helicopter!!!"
***Thank you, good night!***
2007-01-26 08:48:41 · 13 answers · asked by gamer92 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, at least I've never heard it before -- and I loved it!! (not just because it's funny, but also because it's short enough for me to remember!).
2007-01-26 09:06:27 · answer #1 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman was depressed because she was about to turn sixty. Suddlenly she hears the voice of God say, "You are going to live to be a hundred." She has no doubt about what she's heard, because when God says something to you, well, you know it is really a word from the big guy. At first she's even more depressed, knowing that she's going to be on the earth for 40 more years. But then she takes stock of herself. She embarks on a program of self improvement. She begins to re-educated herself. She starts on a program of good nutrition, and she even has plastic surgery (nothing too drastic, nothing making anything bigger, just lifting everything up and tightening it all). Finally, the day before her sixty-first birthday, she's looking and feeling great. She figures there's a lot she can accomplish in the next 39 years. Especially now that she looks closer to 40 than 60. She steps off a curb, and smacko, is killed by a bus. Angrily, she marches up to God and says, "YOU TOLD ME I WAS GOING TO LIVE TO BE 100!!!". And God says, "That was you?"
2007-01-26 09:01:55 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This Joke will shake the very foundation of Christianity
2007-01-26 09:00:40 · answer #3 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny 7/10
2007-01-30 00:48:49 · answer #4 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a good joke but I heard it a couple times
2007-01-26 08:56:20 · answer #5 · answered by The girl next door 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-01-26 08:59:07 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldy but amusing....6.66666/10
2007-01-26 09:00:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How sad. Sometimes we just don't see what's right in front of us.
2007-01-26 09:06:10 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS SO FUNNY! Five stars for you.
2007-01-26 09:31:08 · answer #9 · answered by eli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha. I love it! Good joke!
2007-01-26 09:16:35 · answer #10 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋