A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad
bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried
about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The
son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother
replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to
get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady
next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
lol, i thought it was funny and wrong..lol
2007-01-26 08:38:20 · 9 answers · asked by NikoleUniQue 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute
2007-01-26 08:48:06 · answer #1 · answered by Katherine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is from a branch of humor known as a little Johnny Jokes. Yours is one of the all time best Lil' Johnny jokes. Here's another favorite of mine:
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.
Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND..."
Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.
So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy..."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
2007-01-26 09:19:06 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is my first time hearing that one. Good one. lol
2007-01-26 08:59:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep...old...but funny....7.5/10
2007-01-26 09:01:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny, heard it before but it's still funny
2007-01-26 08:56:54 · answer #5 · answered by jan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! That is SOOOOOOOOOOO hilarious! wrong but hilarious!!
2007-01-26 09:13:11 · answer #6 · answered by missbrandiboo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-26 08:53:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh busted!!!! lol
2007-01-26 09:13:10 · answer #8 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha h- that's sick.
2007-01-26 09:25:12 · answer #9 · answered by eli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋