A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either
2007-01-26 08:16:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was being facetious about the knock knock part but I didn't want to ruin the punchline...
2007-01-26 08:25:58 · update #1
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-26 08:24:17 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha funny but not a knock knock joke!
knock knock
who's there?
heaven
heaven who?
heaven you heard enough knock knock jokes???
2007-01-26 18:01:14 · answer #2 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thought it funny! ha! good one! Not a knock knock.... but I get it!
2007-01-26 16:39:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow that was sad....!!! :) lol no, its not a knock knock joke though... they usually start w/: knock-knock! who's there?
sorta thing. but it was funny
2007-01-26 16:28:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
2007-01-26 16:37:00 · answer #5 · answered by The girl next door 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, knock knock jokes have to start off with "knock knock" "who
s there"
2007-01-26 16:24:37 · answer #6 · answered by smile182 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
augh!!!! lol thats horrible but hillarious!!!!!!heh but its not exactly a knock-knock joke
2007-01-26 16:24:09 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. Narumi 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i saw that coming
2007-01-26 16:26:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
loved it---will share this one
2007-01-26 17:05:40 · answer #9 · answered by jan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No But That aws FUNNY!!...........LOL
2007-01-26 16:43:48 · answer #10 · answered by Mz.Twix 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋