This question made me. Pay special attention to Creationist PhD's theory to explain away dinos age.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=At0sk1I6JDJWeHtMf5wIYRfd7BR.?qid=20070126125319AAUDA22
2007-01-26 08:04:43 · 23 answers · asked by nazgulslayer78 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Poor, deluded Creationist PhD. Doesn't he know that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the entire world last Wednesday, including the fossils of dinosaurs and implanted artificial memories to make us THINK the world existed before last Wednesday?
The article in the Sources field explains how the Flying Spaghetti Monster tests Pastafarians' faith by making things look older than they are. The whole "desatanization" argument is, I'm sad to say, merely a myth.
We can only hope that one day, Creationist PhD will see the light of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and be touched by His noodly appendage.
RAmen!
2007-01-26 08:29:41 · answer #1 · answered by Scott F 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My goodness that is actually a scary answer put down by Creationist PhD's. Makes you wonder if he also believes in the tooth fairy and Santa Claus too. And yes, creationists make me laugh and shake my head in disbelief at their grasping at straws. I always hope that nobody is that stupid, but then creationists continue to prove me wrong.
2007-01-26 08:17:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That HBO documentary "Friends of God" was on last night. There was a pretty large segment showing how the evangelicals indocrinate young children into believing creationism. The willful ignorance, IMO, is astounding as is the brainwashing. One lady admitted that she believed in creationism because it was easier, and it was easier to explain to her children. I think that's a lot of it right there. Science is just too *hard*.
2007-01-26 08:13:18 · answer #3 · answered by swordarkeereon 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is getting harder and harder for Christians to stick with their beliefs since there is so much evidence against them. It's sad, really, because religion can be an enjoyable experience, and religious people are generally healthier. I say if they're trying so desperately to cling to their faith, let them. As long as they don't try to push it on me.
2007-01-26 08:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by mina_lumina 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Christians in general are a pretty ignorant lot. They say and believe things that make those rational normal people in America shake our heads in disbelief.
2007-01-26 08:23:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
All the time.
2007-01-26 08:11:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thinking abouth creationism makes me wish I was an oscar Meyer weiner!
2007-01-26 08:13:06 · answer #7 · answered by Jeronimo 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've seen some of his questions before and he always uses that *desatanize* word. I haven't decided if he is for real or just some joker/troll. It is pretty insane though.
2007-01-26 08:11:46 · answer #8 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, thank you very much...I had just made my eyes stop bleeding from some bit of nonsense I read this morning, and now it starts all over! =0)
2007-01-26 08:10:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read her post and just crapped my pants! Can you imagine going through life with a brain like that? UN-freaking-believable!
2007-01-26 08:15:19 · answer #10 · answered by Sick Puppy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋