A boyscout, a priest and Jesse Jackson are flying in a small plane when it begins experiencing engine trouble. The pilot hollers to the back that we need to bail out. Problem is we only have 3 parachutes. He jumps up, grabs a parachute and says "I have to live - I have to report what happened to the plane" and out he jumps. Jesse Jackson says " I am the smartest black man in the world so I have to live", jumps up, grabs a parachute and jumps out. The priest looks at the boyscout and says "You are just a young boy and have your whole life ahead. I am an old man and have lived a full life. You take the last parachute. The boyscout says "Why we both will live". The priest says "How can that be?"
The boyscout replies "Because the smartest black in the world just jumped out with my backpack".
2007-01-26 07:25:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FUNNY! I've never heard that version. I've always heard it was a little boy, the Pope, and George Bush.
2007-01-26 08:08:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm..funny...
2007-01-26 15:39:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good punchline!
2007-01-26 15:39:04 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! really funny!
2007-01-26 15:45:13 · answer #4 · answered by kasclio 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha,ha,ha*
*note my sarcasm
2007-01-26 18:03:15 · answer #5 · answered by Maryln 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...that was hilarious....
2007-01-26 15:51:33 · answer #6 · answered by The girl next door 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad.....
2007-01-26 15:38:23 · answer #7 · answered by Kaboom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋