A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."
"One penny?!" exclaimed the guy.
The barman replied, "Yes."
So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"
"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the guy.
"Four cents," he replies.
"Four cents?!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."
2007-01-26 07:23:46 · 24 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nearly spit my coffee out then!!
Hahahahahha, good one! 10/10
:-)
2007-01-26 07:29:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-01-26 15:51:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-26 15:37:48 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that really cheap for the price of his wife LOL
2007-01-26 15:29:24 · answer #4 · answered by Matthew Zajac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes...10/10!
2007-01-26 17:22:15 · answer #5 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ace...hope he ordered a pudding lol
2007-01-26 15:28:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-27 07:38:34 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-28 15:46:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good av heared it b4 but its good
2007-01-28 08:13:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-26 15:50:16 · answer #10 · answered by Netters 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋