ukrainian woman bumps into the entire chelsea football squad in a night club. she approaches terry and asks for his autograph. she takes out her left t*t which he signs. she then asks drogba for his autograph, takes out her right t*t which he signs. she then asks mourino for his autograph, drops her knickers and presents her fanny to him,to which he then said," f*ck off. the last time i signed a ukrainian c*nt it cost me 30 million".
2007-01-26 07:16:12 · 5 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent, ..........not a Chelsea fan then? 9 / 10
2007-01-29 03:33:55 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one man.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-26 23:39:49 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-01-30 04:03:07 · answer #3 · answered by troubled genius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it but arent they all c**ts
2007-01-29 23:31:23 · answer #4 · answered by chrispi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-28 05:29:41 · answer #5 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋