"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
2007-01-26 07:14:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
I recently bought a jar of name brand mixed nuts " may contain traces of nuts " .... well i hope so ....
2007-01-26 07:27:07 · answer #1 · answered by roadriper1 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex
Do not spray in eyes.
Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.
Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children
Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children
Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.
Some more here: http://www.engrish.com
2007-01-26 07:21:16 · answer #2 · answered by Geico Caveman 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I kind of liked the iron with the warning not to iron clothes while you were wearing them!
I also liked the warning on a Claymore anti-personnel mine that sends like 700 ballbearings shooting at an enemy when exploded "front toward enemy".
Our body armor that had a warning on the cotton outergarment that holds the kevlar plates in "outer garment does not provide balllistic protection" like we would just wear the cloth part without the armor... duh!
Smartest warning "once the pin is pulled Mr. Grenade is not our friend anymore".
2007-01-26 16:28:59 · answer #3 · answered by Lt. Dan reborn 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 03:41:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not vandalise or disable the lift
Caution, do not fall off the cliff
Any person passing beyond this point will be drowned
No games. Keep beach clear for litters
Customers giving orders will be promptly executed
2007-01-26 15:30:55 · answer #5 · answered by Kayla M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know this is kinda in another direction, but drive up ATM's with Braille signs on it. There is a possibility some in the back seat is blind or someone can walk up but, it drives me insane.
oh and on gas cans it read Flammable
2007-01-26 13:52:01 · answer #6 · answered by Earth to Mars 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Orange Juice Can:
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate
2007-01-26 07:42:46 · answer #7 · answered by werdsoccer11 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I think "Geico Caveman" had the best answers hands down!
2007-01-26 07:36:36 · answer #8 · answered by JT 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Geico Caveman, dude, you have way to much time on your hands reading all those labels like that!!! LOL
2007-01-26 08:18:37 · answer #9 · answered by Caleb's Mom 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"Warning: Not for human consumption." --on a bag of Dog Food
2007-01-26 07:21:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋