The gorilla hands him the beer and, thinking the guy's never been to a gorrila bar before, says: "That's be 500 bananas."
The bartender thinks that's a little high, but he's thirsty, and whips the bananas out of his back pocket and pays.
The gorrilla says: "You kown, we don't get many bartenders here."
The bartender says: Well, at 500 bananas, I would think not. The gorrila bar down the street only charges 400. But, I'm thristy, and it's closed for renovation."
2007-01-26 05:54:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tell me you've heard that one before.
2007-01-26 05:55:33 · update #1
funny. 10+!
2007-01-26 06:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA nope that was my first time ever hearing that joke! How does he fit 500 bananas in his pocket anyways?
2007-01-26 14:01:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it. And I'll never tell it. I'm still waiting for the punch line.
2007-01-26 14:28:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. how can 500 bananas fit in back pocket.
2. that sh** is not funny at all.
3. please no more from you.
2007-01-26 14:22:04 · answer #4 · answered by lovelady 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cat told me this joke back in 1867...
2007-01-26 14:04:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm srry but that was a bad joke
2007-01-26 14:09:56 · answer #6 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep, just reversed. gorilla orders the beer...
2007-01-26 14:09:06 · answer #7 · answered by Sam I Am 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no...i havent heard it....otherwise i wouldve remembered such a BAD JOKE!!!
2007-01-26 14:00:24 · answer #8 · answered by ♥4'10♥so_what 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. i've never heard of this.
lol
2007-01-26 14:18:43 · answer #9 · answered by MATHy lass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah. Ha. Ha.
2007-01-26 14:01:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋