Blonde sees a horse - she is excited, has never ridden one before. Climbs on, the horse is galloping faster and faster, she is hanging on for dear life, screaming for help. Thinks all hope is lost, until.......Sam the Walmart greeter rushes up and pulls the plug.
2007-01-26 05:53:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahah lol that is hilarious.....i dont get y the jokes alwayz gotta be on the blonds though (im not blonde) lol but it was a great joke hehe
2007-01-26 06:11:50 · answer #1 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was the horse galloping faster and faster? shouldn't it reach a steady galloping pace within a minute or two?
Call me and let's talk; I am a lawyer chasing an ambulance.
2007-01-26 06:13:19 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I never thought I would hear a new blonde joke again much less a funny one!! I think this one was great!! good job!!
2007-01-26 06:02:24 · answer #3 · answered by Jess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! i like that ;) A blonde went to purchase a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she might like her pizza decrease into six products or twelve. "Six please" she pronounced, "i'd desire to in no way eat twelve!" xx
2016-11-01 08:46:51 · answer #4 · answered by nocera 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know if i were a horse I sure wouldn't want a plug up my butt... No wonder it was angry....
2007-01-26 05:59:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She should have rode the rocket ship instead.
2007-01-26 06:03:22 · answer #6 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank God! It could have hurt somebody!
2007-01-26 05:59:28 · answer #7 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try again, better luck next time
2007-01-26 05:59:21 · answer #8 · answered by Marty B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...typical blonde!!!
2007-01-26 05:59:11 · answer #9 · answered by ♥4'10♥so_what 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm ok...[glad i'm not blonde]
2007-01-26 06:02:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋