Need to take i drug test next week.whats the fast-es way to clean my system?

Question

i smoked a blunt on the 1/19/07 and ived been drinking alot of water and my test is next week. im not a regular user maybe once or twice a month.what should i do

Answer 1

Look if you drink a lot of water there is a chance you will pass. However, it is more likely that the test will come back inconclusive because too much water in your system and you will have to take it again with in 48 hours. you might want to try flushing your system, they have stuff available at GNC. You can also get a piss test from CVS that will tell you your status right now before you take the test. That way you can gauge where you are at. But if they take one of your hairs its a wrap for you. no way to beat the hair test.

Answer 2

Just go to GNC or a natural foods store and ask for PureTest. It is in a big bottle, it comes in a few flavors and it takes like a cross between gatorade and cough syrup. You drink the whole thing the morning of the test and then you fill it up twice with water and drink that whole thing then youpee twice, then take the test. You have to follow the directions on the bottle EXACTLY or it might not work. I have passed numerous test this way. The sugar in the drink makes sure you don't burn anymore fat for a couple hours so you don't release anymore THC and the water dilutes your pee and they include vitamins to make the pee stay yellow. Just don't mention in the store it is to pass a drug test, b/c by law they aren't allowed to say that's what its for. Kinda like when you go to the head shop how you have to call bongs water pipes instead of bongs. Anyway, you also can't smoke for 72 hours before the test. Good luck... it'll work don't worry!

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Answer 4

Ok im not here to criticize but if you know you are going to be taking a test either quit until you dont have to take piss test anymore or after taking your test smoke some not to heavy but dont do it too much after your test like smoke only a week after your test then drink lots of water and stuff just be careful and all those things about the fruit fresh, teas and what not i have heard sometimes they work and others they dont so best of luck to you on getting a clean test and just so you know the fruit fresh is what people use to preserve fruit(keep from spoiling)when its canned so that may not be the greatest thing to ingest but maybe thats why it works so good luck

Answer 5

Dont smoke pot anymore is the first and best way to pass a drug test. A long time ago I smoked pot and the next day had to take a drug test and all I did was drink a whole lotta water and I passed the test. I say keep drinking the water lots of it and Ive heard if you drink vinager or pickle juice thats suppose to help too. If you wanna know if all this is working you can buy a drug test at the store like walmart or walgreens and take one before u go to make sure. Good luck.

Answer 6

take some golden seal,= supposed to help cover up any trace of it. Start taking it now and up till you take your test

Also drink alot of water and cranberry juice, cranberry juice helps clean your urinary track of toxins,

Drink about a cup or 2 of cider vinagar a day.

When you take you test piss in the toilet for a few second and then into the cup then once you have enough piss the rest in the toilet. Always take from the center, most of the toxins and bad stuff come out at the begining when you piss. (This is just what I have heard, but it kinda makes sense, cause your body never knows how much you are going to pee, so it is going to try to get rid of all the toxins first)

Also drop a pube in it I heard that they consider that a contaminated sample and wont test it. (This is also hear say, but the worst that can happen is either they test your piss, or they make you come back and give another sample a few days later, and that just might give you enough time to be clean.)

If you have a high metabolism and low body fat percentage you most likely wont have to worry. But I know I sweated out a few of them while I was in the Military, so I understand.

I've passed everyone I took with flying coolers, or however you want to put it.

Answer 7

It really depends on what type of test you will be taking.

Generally speaking, drinking lots of water is the best way to cleanse your system of anything.

Niacin also helps the body to sweat out toxins...although some urine tests now check for high levels of niacin or goldenseal, hence the type of test matters.

There are also "Pass-the-test" drinks which claim to have different methods of tricking the test. These methods can range from lots of Niacin to sweat it out, to substances which mess up the testing method.

The most sure fire way to clean toxins from your system is drink LOTS of water, and sweat as much as possible (exercises mainly). Some even suggest drinking TONS of water on the day of the test, although some tests may indicate watered down urine, which may not fail you but may suggest a problem and require a re-test.

That said, the type of test you are taking and where you are taking it (their procedures) really make all the difference.

Answer 8

Ok, as a RNA and EMT and pathologist let me first start by saying DRUGS ARE BAD. STOP USING THEM!

Now do not do not do not, use poppyseed or green tea. Those make the test come up invalid, and by all acounts of fedral law, any invalid test is considered a failed test. so DO NOT use green tea, or poppyseed. Drinking water is a good way to flush the system. So is taking complex minerals and vitmens, This confuses the syster so it starts flushing everything out to maintain homostacious. So go to your local walmart or pharmacy. Tell them you want to bulk up and get some multi vitimins high in zinc, iron, and magnisum. as well as protien and calcium. when you get home take 2 instead of one. not at the same time, but like 6 hours apart. that will overwhelm your system and start a complete flushing of all alien composits.

Drink lots and lots of water. And stop doing drugs.

This is only affective if its a urine test. blood from the vein is almost impossible to hide that you have used in the last month. If its a blood test, lots of protien to up red cells, and lots of zinc to increas platlets.

Answer 9

Certo. you find this in the grocery store next to jello or around. Put this in a liter gatorade preferably lemonade 4hrs prior to the test. Drink the stuff and use the pack of Certo in the lemonade. This works but it will make you piss alot before the test. Make sure you piss before the test especially in the morning cause the morning piss usually has the strongest amount of chemicals in the body. When you take the test don't piss the beginning or the end of the urine and you should be fine. Worked for me and plenty of people I know.

Answer 10

It's not about how much water you drink in the next week. It's about how much water you drink in the 12 hours before it. Get into a regular rhythm of drinking a large glass of water, and urinating soon after. Do that once an hour. When it is time to go do the test, urinate before you go, and drink a bottle of water on the way there. That's about your only chance. THC is found in fat cells deposited in your urine. The goal here is to keep urine moving through your system before you go so that fat cells do not have time to deposit before you urinate.

NO HERBS EVER WORK.