A man goes to a female urologist for an exam. The female
> doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but
> this new procedure is a little different from what you are
> probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend
> your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep
> breath and say 99."
>
> The guy did as the doctor instructed and said, "99".
>
> The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and
> again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99."
>
> Again, the guy says, "99."
>
> The doctor said, "Very good Now then, I want you to lie on
> your back with your knees raised slightly. I am going to
> check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I
> am going to hold on to your penis.
>
> Now take a deep breath and say 99."
>
> The guy says, "One. . . two. . . three.
2007-01-26 05:22:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles