I need to Settledown in Australia/New Zealand/Canada.
Please let me know some useful tips/advices/hyperlinks/websites.
will select you as a best answer!
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a joke too!
There was a loser who couldn`t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It`s simple. I just say, I`m a lawyer."
So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.
She said, "Oh!!!! Your a lawyer?" He said, "Why yes I am!"
So they went to his place and when they were in bed, screwing, he started to laugh to himself.
When she asked what was so funny, he answered,"Well, I`ve only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I`m already screwing someone!"
2007-01-26 05:18:00 · 14 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
vert nice
2007-01-26 17:49:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent One ya
2007-01-26 20:40:52 · answer #2 · answered by Geetha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke - Here are some Canadian links in return
Canada Immigration (visas, etc)
http://www.cic.gc.ca/
link for companies looking for immigrants to hire - the regional sites will give lots of information/links for newbies to canada
http://www.hireimmigrants.ca/regional_resources.htm
Canadian newspapers to find a job/place to live
http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/index.html (vancouver)
http://www.thestar.com (toronto)
http://www.montrealgazette.com (montreal)
http://www.canada.com/calgaryherald/index.html (calgary)
2007-01-26 13:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by Liz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And she relies: "That'll be $500. I'm a hooker. I usually only charge $100, but a girl has to have her standards."
2007-01-26 13:30:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.australia.com
Click the link above, it will take you right to the site, which has lots of info for newbies.
Great joke, I'll have to try that one!
2007-01-26 13:24:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about any good sites but it was a good joke.. .
2007-01-26 13:24:56 · answer #6 · answered by *CaRpE*DiEm* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha that was a good one :)
Thanks :)
If your planning on moving to Canada, just make sure you don't smoke - that's all I have to give advice :)
2007-01-26 13:40:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-26 13:25:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
know the feeling
2007-01-26 14:16:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
took me a sec...but i got it HAHAHA cute
2007-01-26 13:43:18 · answer #10 · answered by graciegirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋