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What should I do now?
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that ****?"

2007-01-26 05:11:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

It does make sense. She thought it was someone other than her husband, get it?

2007-01-26 05:57:56 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 4 · 0 0

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that ****?"

Doesn't make any sense. Sorry...

2007-01-26 13:18:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

I nearly froze outside that morning!

2007-01-26 13:18:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

shave shower and bath will do wonders mam

2007-01-26 13:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

very funny

2007-01-26 13:18:04 · answer #5 · answered by pooh 6 · 0 0

possibly.......

2007-01-26 14:44:29 · answer #6 · answered by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 · 0 0

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