mine is : this guy i liked a little just liked me back as a frnd so i ddnt tell him but he told all his frnds that he knew i likd him.. he has too much pride inhimself!! (",)
2007-01-26 05:01:29 · 5 answers · asked by nouna 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This one time i was with my friend Tom, he was gonna give me a piggy-back ride, and i jumped on and my pants ripped
2007-01-26 05:06:13 · answer #1 · answered by Ray 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mine happened when I was 15 and a sophomore in High School. I was very shy, and the Captain of the Football Team, the most sought-after guy in school asked me to go to the Senior Prom with him. My parents let me go, even though I was supposed to wait until I was 16 to date, because he was a Senior and this was his prom. I had a very early curfew, and that was bad enough. But, the dinner we ate at the restaurant before going to the prom made me sick, and on the way home from the prom I had to make him stop 3 times so I could throw up. Needless to say, I didn't get a kiss goodnite and my dress was ruined.
2007-01-26 05:10:26 · answer #2 · answered by Sharon G 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Son, learn from Little Miss Sunshine:
Dwayne: I wish I could just sleep until I was eighteen and skip all this crap- high school and everything- just skip it.
Frank: You know Marcel Proust?
Dwayne: He's the guy you teach.
Frank: Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads. But he's also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he uh- he gets down to the end of his life... and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered- Those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing. So, if you sleep until you're 18... Ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss. I mean high school? High school- Those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that.
2007-01-26 05:09:32 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Through 2 and 4 grade when my boyfriend kept grabbing my butt in front of other people.
2007-01-30 03:14:55 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
farted during the climax.
Now he's used to it. Calls it his seal of approval. LOL
2007-01-26 05:06:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋