n e thing i can look up on the internet or any thing funny appreciated
2007-01-26 04:00:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1st off....I hate u cuz Im here till 5pm...another 5hrs!!....but heres a joke for ya.....
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest to deliver a picnic basket to her gramma.
Before heading out, her mom tells her, "Little Red Riding Hood, be careful. The Big Bad Wolf is out there and he will pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and f*ck your little red socks off."
Little Red Riding Hood takes a shotgun out of the closet and puts it next to her and says, "It's ok, I can handle it."
So, Little Red Riding Hood starts out on her journey. First she runs into the Three Bears.
They say, "Little Red Riding Hood, what are you doing out here all alone? Don't you know the Big Bad Wolf is out here and he's gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and f**k your little red socks off?"
To which Red Riding Hood shows them the shotgun and says, "It's ok, I'm covered."
So, Red Riding Hood continues on, and sees the Three Little Pigs.
They say, "Little Red Riding Hood, what are you doing out here alone? The Big Bad Wolf is out and when he finds you he's gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and f**k your little red socks off."
Red Riding Hood again, pulls out the gun and says "I'll be alright".
So, Red Riding Hood is walking and she sees none other but the Big Bad Wolf.
The Wolf says , "Little Red Riding Hood, I have found you! I'm gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and f**k your little red socks off".
Red Riding Hood pulls up her little red dress, pulls down her little red panties, lays down on the ground, points the gun at the Wolf and says "NO. You're gonna EAT ME like the BOOKS says!"
2007-01-26 04:03:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap for underwear. The psychiatrist says:
"Well, I can clearly see your nuts"
2007-01-26 04:58:07 · answer #2 · answered by spasmolytic25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
2007-01-26 04:06:23 · answer #3 · answered by tia_xxo 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A few months ago in I believe it was Wyoming, a man was captured after he had robbed a Wendy's restaurant at gun point. They had video of him and caught him. His name was Ronald McDonald. No joke, it's true, on CNN and Yahoo, he wasn't wearing a red suit if that's what you're thinking. Now that **** is funny.
2007-01-26 04:05:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You are going home in 30 minutes! What else do you need?!
2007-01-26 04:30:29 · answer #5 · answered by cmilja m 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am here till 7pm UK time so i have 2 more hours but i love snow bunny's answer xxx
2007-01-26 04:06:42 · answer #6 · answered by princess 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
go to bored.com. there is this thing in the humor section called olivierbot. you can talk to it like a real person, but it has no feelings. hahaha have fun
2007-01-26 04:04:32 · answer #7 · answered by that one girl from that one band 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
30 minutes, you lucky fck! I have like 5 hours left of work!
2007-01-26 04:04:31 · answer #8 · answered by Crash 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Does Puff Daddy look like his breath stinks to you?
2007-01-26 04:03:57 · answer #9 · answered by Lucy Lu 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What goes 'Oooooo. Oooooo. Ooooooo.'?
A cow without any lips.
2007-01-26 04:04:03 · answer #10 · answered by future_man_uk 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋