2007-01-26 03:30:01 · 7 answers · asked by Sir Alex 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma so poor her door mat dont say WELCOME...it says WELFARE!! he he
2007-01-26 03:37:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Yo momma is so fat that after I have sex with her, I roll over twice and I'm STILL on top of that b*tch!
2007-01-26 11:37:37 · answer #2 · answered by Neerdowellian 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ur momma is soo short that when she sat on the curb and jumped she commited suicide...
ur momma is sooo fat that when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singing..."we are family even though ur fatter than me" hahah lol thats my favorite one
2007-01-26 12:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yo mamma so fat when she did the splits she gave the ground a hickey?
2007-01-26 12:35:13 · answer #4 · answered by michele_zanella 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
yo mama is so fat that when she saw a school bus go by she said "Twinky come back"
yo mama so fat she live threw hurricane Katerina in her house
2007-01-26 11:44:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Your mama's so fat, every time she steps out of bed, the front door to every Wal-Mart opens.
2007-01-26 11:45:14 · answer #6 · answered by r~@~w 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ur mom is so fat that when she felll in love she broke it.
2007-01-26 11:50:01 · answer #7 · answered by jasmin p 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋