A guy and a girl want to have sex. So they go to the girl's house and before entering her room, the girl stops and says, "My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing. So when I say, 'Baloney,' it means push harder, and when I say, 'Pastrami,' it means push softer."
With this, the two get onto the top bunk and start having sex. First the girl moans, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!"
Then she shouts, "Pastrami! Pastrami! Pastrami!" Then she switches back to, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!"
Finally, the girl's sister yells, "Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there? You're getting mayonnaise all over me!"
2007-01-26 03:08:48 · 13 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 + hahahah + star
2007-01-26 03:13:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent and very amusing 10/10
What a lot of old baloney
2007-01-26 05:09:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Noooooooooooooooooo!
2007-01-26 03:22:01 · answer #3 · answered by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2007-01-26 03:18:31 · answer #4 · answered by missyb 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats gross, funny but gross. will have to tell the guys at work that one.
2007-01-26 03:37:37 · answer #5 · answered by welshwife 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yuk
2007-01-26 05:15:26 · answer #6 · answered by hey 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yuk
2007-01-26 03:13:47 · answer #7 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha, thats is really funny.
2007-01-26 03:13:14 · answer #8 · answered by taxi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha very good
2007-01-26 06:07:31 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is sooooooooooo funny!!!!!!
2007-01-26 04:18:59 · answer #10 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋