A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room.
She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nxde patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.
"Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
2007-01-26 03:01:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L 10/10
2007-01-26 03:05:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
heard the 1st 2 but the last 1 was new me beingblonde i,ve pretty much heard them all (a blonde is doing a jigsaw
she turns to her husband and says i just
cant get this right it does,nt match the
picture on the box it s,pose to be a tiger
honey say,s her husband that is a box of
frosties)
2007-01-26 03:10:29 · answer #2 · answered by blonde286021 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one was funny the others were a bit lame, but i will give you 10 out of 10 for trying.
2007-01-26 03:39:21 · answer #3 · answered by welshwife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly, i'm blonde, and that i laughed my *** off...i don't understand why blondes don't get the humour in those jokes...they do no longer look to be authentic...I make relaxing of brunettes for all time...they do no longer care... -pass Blondes!-
2016-11-01 08:29:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good I may be sexist but I like blond jokes
2007-01-26 06:10:45 · answer #5 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
enjoyed lol thanxx for that
2007-01-26 03:12:15 · answer #6 · answered by First L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have two ID's. and those jokes were very lame.
2007-01-26 03:08:44 · answer #7 · answered by Kelly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do believe you are Schitzophrenic
2007-01-26 03:14:35 · answer #8 · answered by Chrissy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Suck you-original answer...eh?
2007-01-26 03:08:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
let me guess the
"you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck"
is going to be picked as the best answer!!!
2007-01-26 03:33:46 · answer #10 · answered by girl_of_your_dreams_1331 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋