A redhead went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman asked for a description.
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The redhead replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
Upon entering the confessional, a young redhead spilled the beans, admitting: "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate lxve to me -- seven times."
The priest thought long and hard, then said, "Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass, then drink it."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe the smile off your face."
2007-01-26 02:43:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SADO
2007-01-26 03:02:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first one better than the second =)
But the second sure is good to know!
2007-01-26 02:52:05 · answer #2 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA
they were both REALLY funny!
10 laughs out of 10 for both
2007-01-26 03:18:01 · answer #3 · answered by limallama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one, but not the second one so much lol
2007-01-26 02:49:03 · answer #4 · answered by Janbull 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the second.. Pretty funny both of them...
2007-01-26 02:50:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good jokes and worth remembering, made me laugh anyway!
2007-01-26 04:25:14 · answer #6 · answered by Trixie Bordello 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both funny.
2007-01-26 04:31:23 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
second one is the best
2007-01-26 02:52:20 · answer #8 · answered by Mirela B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they were ok not brilliant but made me chukle
2007-01-26 03:00:19 · answer #9 · answered by blonde286021 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very good x
2007-01-26 03:31:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they were much better. well done sweetie.
2007-01-26 03:56:57 · answer #11 · answered by welshwife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋