Q: What do you get when you mix a redhead, a battery and potato chips?
A: A redhead who's Eveready and Frito-Lay
A redhead went out with a guy who said, "I'm going to make lxve to you like you've never been made lxve to before."
A half hour later the redhead plucked a feather from the pillow and stroked the man's head.
He said, "What the heck are you doing?"
The redhead said, "Comparatively speaking, I'm beating your brains out."
The big city man discovered he had no writing paper at all for his personal correspondence.
He went into the small town near-by and found only an old-fashioned country store. Behind the counter was a really nice looking young redhead, quite obviously a local farm girl.
He asked, "Do you keep stationery?"
"Well," she giggled, "I can...until I have an orgxsm, then I just go plain wild and crazy."
2007-01-26 02:40:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-26 02:47:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a good one. Always remember that school will end one day, and on that day, everything is equal in life, and the people who think they are so cool, will cool off. The best thing to do is imagine that she is 7 years younger then she is, and give it that much attention. If she is 15, pretend she is an 8 year old, and treat her that way. Give her the attention you would give an 8 year old girl with the same comments toward you. Doesn't matter as much anymore, does it.
2016-05-24 01:51:44 · answer #2 · answered by MaryBeth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like redhead jokes as well as blond ones
2007-01-26 06:24:02 · answer #3 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny & im a red head.Ha Ha
2007-01-26 02:46:31 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-01-26 04:32:14 · answer #5 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-26 02:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by sleepy_c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋