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Q: What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

A: Men always miss them.
Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?

A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.
Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.

One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.
Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?

A: Redhead won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.
Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

A: She unties you.
A redhead walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells, x-large condoms.

He replies, "Yes, we do, would you like to buy some?"

She replies, "No sir, but if you don't mind I'd like to hang out here until someone does."
Q: What's the Redhead Dating Motto?

A: The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

2007-01-26 02:27:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

good ones you know all about ginger then chris 10/10

2007-01-26 09:02:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A blonde, brunette, and a pink head were status on the sting of the pool waiting for the only hundred yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and commenced swimming. a jiffy the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the pink head. about twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They presented the gold to the brunette, the silver to the pink head and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the metal round her neck the blonde wispered " i do not want to sound like a sore loser, yet i imagine the different 2 used their hands"

2016-12-03 01:58:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

this has nothing to do with redheads. think of a more appropriate word to replace redheads and then maybe it will be funny.

2007-01-26 02:35:10 · answer #3 · answered by john9999999 3 · 0 0

Some of those are a little weird, but otherwise thank you for having no stupid blond jokes. as a blond, i do not like jokes. Love these ones though!

2007-01-26 02:33:00 · answer #4 · answered by ollie91rocks 2 · 0 0

from a redhead....how do you keep a man from drowning?? Take your foot off of his head!

2007-01-26 02:32:20 · answer #5 · answered by honestanswer 2 · 1 0

lol. so true. im a natural redhead, but ive gone brunette for now.......

2007-01-26 02:31:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

very funny for the most part. go back to blonde it just sounds better

2007-01-26 02:35:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good 1's lol 10/10

2007-01-26 02:44:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmao...very fnny gottahand it to you the Xtra large condoms one was the best

2007-01-26 02:34:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Shall I get your coat? Or do you just wanna leave as you are?

2007-01-26 02:31:53 · answer #10 · answered by Chunky B 1 · 0 0

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