Q: What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.
Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.
Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.
Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A: Redhead won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.
Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A: She unties you.
A redhead walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells, x-large condoms.
He replies, "Yes, we do, would you like to buy some?"
She replies, "No sir, but if you don't mind I'd like to hang out here until someone does."
Q: What's the Redhead Dating Motto?
A: The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
2007-01-26
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