Paddy is a massive fan of hurling and goes to every dublin match no matter where its on. Anyway dublin had made it to the all -ireland final and paddy managed to get his hands on 2 tickets, front row, which were like goldust! The day of the match came and paddy made it into an absolutly packed croke park. . .80,000fans. just before the match started, a man sitting a few rows behind paddy noticed paddy was sitting on his own with an empty seat beside him. . . .Curious the man walks down and says " sorry sir if you dont mind me asking, is there anyone sitting next to you?" Paddy says "No, i brought a ticket for my wife but she passed away recently"! Jesus the man said, sorry to hear that! Thats ok said paddy! Still curious the man says "but if u dont mind me asking, would none of your friends come with you during this hard time??? ..........!"No says Paddy there all at the funeral".......
2007-01-26 02:26:27 · 11 answers · asked by Wayne J 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH wow to funny
2007-01-26 02:36:39 · answer #1 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-26 10:48:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do miss the wife though! I can never find a clean ironed shirt.!
2007-01-29 10:09:26 · answer #3 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does everybody have a bad opinion of Irish ppl???????? Do you think we all get beat up by our husbands or something..
2007-01-26 10:40:24 · answer #4 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That describes my Da to a T--
Slan,
Seamus
2007-01-26 11:34:02 · answer #5 · answered by seamac56 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-26 13:07:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad....but will be more massive next time..by not using..that name in jokes...for the best..:-)
thumbs up for your effort..:-)
2007-01-26 10:38:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good anymore
2007-01-30 07:28:59 · answer #8 · answered by chrispi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sick pmsl =D
2007-01-28 20:01:32 · answer #9 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick but still funny
2007-01-26 14:27:12 · answer #10 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋