I bought a bike recently. I rode it once all the way to work (far!). When i got there i was enthusiastic about my "achievement" and the benefits of riding. I was telling my boss about my trip and how the bus i'm usually in and myself kept overtaking each other and how i got there faster than the bus.
He said, "oh that's good, and how much money did you save?"
Not thinking much of it i said said "not much, the bus's only ₤1 anyway..."
and he went:
"See, you should have ridden behind a cab, it would have saved you a tenner!" --------- Funny, isn't it???
2007-01-26 01:57:26 · 18 answers · asked by sbro 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not bad.
2007-01-26 02:03:29 · answer #1 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Riding behind and overtaking a cab saves you more money, that's all. But that does makes you happier riding on a bike to work, don't you think?
2007-01-26 02:10:43 · answer #2 · answered by satinne_hui 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny 3/10
2007-01-30 00:23:25 · answer #3 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny. 4/10.
2007-01-26 04:35:40 · answer #4 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those sort of remarks are bad for morale - he's not my kind of boss. Bus fares are actually £2 now (UK), but if he's being petty, I'd ask him to pay me out of petty cash!!!
2007-01-26 02:24:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how much did yer bike cost? for you to recoup that you'll have to do a few more days
2007-01-26 02:13:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Working with him must be a blast!
2007-01-26 02:15:00 · answer #7 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I either just don't get it, or it's really not funny. Sorry.
2007-01-26 02:04:47 · answer #8 · answered by finchleyjohn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! silly boss
2007-01-26 02:05:06 · answer #9 · answered by ♫♪♥Beautiful♥♫♪ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, not funny
2007-01-26 02:05:20 · answer #10 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋