While waiting at a redlight in loaded traffic, I saw young geeky-looking man, with all of the head gear and protection equipment wave goodbye his "mommy", drive his bycycle only 3 feet to a total head-flip off of the bike and land in the cement in front of his mom.
2007-01-26 01:41:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One night while sleeping I awoke to the sound of crashes and a big boom. I heard my husband cursing loudly. Of course it was dark in the bedroom so I quickly turned on the lamp on my bedside table. I saw my husband on the floor naked doing the splits. OMG he was pissed. He had gotten up to go to the bathroom and tripped over my big exercise ball. He had literally done several flips over the ball and landed in the splits position. It was probably the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Needless to say he didn't agree. It wasn't funny to him at all. I would give anything to have that moment caught on tape. I laughed soooo hard, he didn't speak to me for 2 or 3 days.
2007-01-26 01:54:46 · answer #1 · answered by I know, I know!!!! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Down at the lake we have a tire on a rope tied to this old tree. The tire swings out over the lake and is only inches from the ground. We were all taking turns swinging off the cliff (about 10feet). My one cousin took off running with the tire and when he swong out he got scared and didnt let go. But when he came swinging back he sliped and his leg go caught in the tire, he smacked into the cliff and then rolled down the cliff into the water, me and annother cousin were laughing so hard we almost didnt go in after him but he was ok, just a little scrape... now he just jumps of the tire.
2007-01-26 01:50:38 · answer #2 · answered by Chris 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I saw my mom say that the dog farted,and the dog wasn't in the room.Yes we all heard it come from her and this is some thing she didn't do in front of us.Yes we teased the poor lady for ever and we still make talk of it to this day and she is long gone,bless her heart.
2016-03-29 03:23:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Mam,Sister,Friend and me were in Derry (NI) one day when this guy passed us and started staring at my Sister. He kept on walking but was still staring back at her. As he was walking he walked into a lamp-post and done a big dramatic fall onto the footpath. We all fell about roaring laughing its the funniest thing iv seen in a long time. I stil lol when i think about now.
2007-01-26 02:13:55 · answer #4 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were having some coffee when a bunch of kids, I'd say teenagers came and started playing with their skateboards along the railings. They did a few jumps here and there. My friend just finished saying "I'd laugh my head off if one of them falls". A few minutes later, one kid actually slips, falls and broke his skateboard. All his friends were too busy laughing to help him up. But the kid was ok, he sat down holding his knee complaining about his broken board.
I then turned around and said to my friend "Hey, your head is still there"
2007-01-26 01:58:15 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once our little dog came in from going poopie outside, came into the kitchen were we were having a party, and did the "butt scoot" across the floor leaving a long brown streak on the floor about 12 inches long!!!
2007-01-26 01:46:26 · answer #6 · answered by PegBundyWannabe 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The day that my great grandson was trying to hit a ball,over and over ,missing.Then I hand him the bat he grabs it with his left hand and whacked the ball of the side of the house.His eyes were so wide, a Kodak moment but was missed.He's a twin and his brother was clapping too.Life is good.......
2007-01-26 05:18:05 · answer #7 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was driving real slow in this neighborhood and on the sidewalk was this cat totally unaware of my presence. I hissed like a snake or another cat. The cat stopped in its tracks and raised its front legs as if suspended by wires.
2007-01-26 01:44:23 · answer #8 · answered by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Walking in England, I passed a strange looking family - young son with a ponytail and his hair both pink and green like a tennis ball, father with woman's haircut (long and permed), and mother with a short guy's crew cut. Astonishing.
I liked it.
2007-01-26 01:45:44 · answer #9 · answered by fizzwidget24 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i got booty bumped down a hill adn dislocated my knee and then when i got up i felt the pain adn screamed and tripped walking up the stairs which popped it back in place...then i ran into the sliding glass door...theres alot of dumb stuff i see and do and never get video of...but i have video of me and my friends drunk dancing in a strobe light til 4 in the morning throwin up everywhee :).....i'm wierd and can be very clumpsy
2007-01-26 01:47:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋