After shopping for the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to police station to make a report. Then, a detective drives them back to parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at crime scene. To their amazement, the car has been returned.
There is an envelope on windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, “I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire ignition to rush her to hospital. Plz forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight’s concert.”
Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic.
And, there is a note on the door reading:
“Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don’t I?”
2007-01-26 00:28:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha, that thief totally owned his life! the lesson learned from here----DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE IN YOUR CAR! YOU WILL REGRET THIS! oh and i better go to the hospital because i cracked my jaw for laughing too hard>.<
2007-01-26 00:36:36 · answer #1 · answered by skynet 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-26 08:35:13 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's actually a very smart thief. Lol, very good one
2007-01-26 08:41:09 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL poor couples
2007-01-26 08:43:03 · answer #4 · answered by POWERBS 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha funny joke
2007-01-26 08:34:37 · answer #5 · answered by nabeel h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, I saw that one coming...........teeheeeeeeeeeee
2007-01-26 08:34:38 · answer #6 · answered by patti 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.. hahaha.. wat a smart thief.. i didnt see that coming...
v.good one.. thanx for the laugh
*hugs & a star 4 u*
2007-01-26 08:41:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very good
2007-01-26 08:35:08 · answer #8 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty good
2007-01-26 08:35:47 · answer #9 · answered by s_h_a_r_k_k_y 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋