2007-01-26 00:11:13 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
GET RID OF ALL MINORITIES
2007-01-26 00:15:26 · answer #1 · answered by Earl T. Burntwood 1 · 3⤊ 9⤋
I would share one shard of truth with the world... I am pretty sure that would go alot further than curing diseases/ eliminating racism. If everyone could rest assured that life had a meaning or at least a purpose, it wouldn`t really matter what that point of reference was... or perhaps I am as misguided as world peace/etc. If all else fails, I`d just create a "Ground Hog Day" situation... so I could be God everyday.
2007-01-26 08:34:31 · answer #2 · answered by ginnai82 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Explain to certain religions that they've got it all wrong. I never wrote the Bible, I told some people a few things about the past and they took it completely out of context and used MY name to justify a lot of hate towards people who got in their way.
Oh, I'd probably do something about the lack of ozone over Antarctica, change science so that petrol fumes no longer burn and give you this new non-pollutive (and cheap ^^) energy source.
Maybe create another land mass as a haven for animals and prevent human interaction.
2007-01-26 08:34:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd make the day last as long as I want it to. After all, I'm god.
I'd make every single virgin Mary statue bleed out the rear.
All atheists would get A BRAND NEW CAR!
I'd mumble something to Pat Robertson, like I always do, and make it REALLY dirty, then force him to repeat it on air.
I'd turn the day into one giant musical. People all over the world, at random points in the day, would break out into song.
...I'd also have my own theme music.
2007-01-26 08:21:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get rid of class (this would include the British monarchy), race and other kinds of divisions.
Get rid of poverty, wars and all the negativity that is currently destroying our world.
Do something about global warming.
Get myself enough money to pay off the mortgage and make myself, friends and family financially secure.
2007-01-26 08:17:54 · answer #5 · answered by swish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liquidate all the Interfering ,Overbearing, Nosy Parkers , who shove Religion down our Throates 24/7 --- the cause of Strife, Anger , Depression ,Suicide, Violence and Wars --
2007-01-26 11:03:00 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get rid of Jade Goody, Russel Brand and other similar people.
Probably do something about global warming.
Move to a place I love.
Make jobs either no existent or give myself a job I'd really love (and make myself famous for pure fun which i can control whether I'm famous or not :) )
2007-01-26 10:19:05 · answer #7 · answered by Robin T 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The same as what god does now. A big fat nothing.
I don't care if you report me but for the ones who have turned this question in to a place for the BNP and got a rating for it
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF C U N T S
2007-01-26 08:22:58 · answer #8 · answered by Tabbyfur aka patchy puss 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Give the right to be God back to God. He can do it so much better than me.
2007-01-26 08:24:59 · answer #9 · answered by BB 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give mankind the secret of pollution free, unlimited energy. No more oil (& the wars that come with it) & no more nuclear power, far less global warming.
If only.
2007-01-26 08:20:46 · answer #10 · answered by Well, said Alberto 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd get rid of all the weapons, introduce a langauge that everybody could understand and then tell evrybody to start talking!
2007-01-26 08:26:13 · answer #11 · answered by Reg Tedious 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋