Why men cant win?

Question

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.

If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.

If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

Answer 1

thats very clever for a blonde kizzy but you still love em 10/10

Answer 2

good 1 10/10

Answer 3

lolololololololol thats great omg never heard that 12/10 fank u 4 the giggles

Answer 4

So let me get this straight: If I act like I already knew that list, I'm a "know it all" If I act like I did not , I'm being patronizing! (very good by the way,never seen 'em)

Answer 5

thats a good 1 x

Answer 6

Nice one. 9/10.

Answer 7

Sounds like she`s got you were she wants you, tread lightly.

Answer 8

2 all the poor men out there.....not all women think the same.x

Answer 9

wow.thats was great,lol.

Answer 10

YEP ITS TRUE