A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest
woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
2007-01-25 23:23:17 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao I just snorted coffee out my nose!! love it
2007-01-25 23:30:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I lol'd, funny until you over analyze it, because if leaving would make her the happiest woman in the world, why would she miss him?
2007-01-25 23:33:54 · answer #2 · answered by Justaguyinaplace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a man i can only give it a 7/10 lol.
2007-01-25 23:30:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its OK,
However someone put this one up the over day and it was good. Was it you?
Did you hear about?
the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and
circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.
2007-01-25 23:32:01 · answer #4 · answered by malejocelyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the wife say's that all the time 9/10
2007-01-26 01:14:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short & to the point. Good joke - & well done to the woman for seeing sense!!!
2007-01-25 23:31:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it's still funny after all these years!
2007-01-25 23:30:09 · answer #7 · answered by babydoll 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry bout this A/L but Y!A keeps deleting my q's
An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and is lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the local beer hall. One of them says, "Ya know, Ben, I used to have the same trouble with my bull, but I got it fixed really quick." "How did you get it fixed?" "Well, I just dipped my finger in the cow's vagina and rubbed it all over the bull's nose and he got right after her."
Ben goes home to the farm and decides to try it. He grabs a cow, dips his fingers in the cow's vagina and rubs it all around the bull's nose. The bull gets a rip roaring ***** and jumps on the cow immediately. Ben was impressed.
That night, Ben gets into bed with his wife and can't get the effect on the bull out of his mind. As she lays sleeping, Ben dips his fingers into his wife's vagina and feeling that it's nice and wet, he rubs it all around his nose and gets a rip roaring hard on. He quickly shakes his wife awake and cries out, "Honey, look!"
She rolls over, turns on the light and says, "You mean you woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me that you have a nosebleed?"
2007-01-25 23:49:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Thats is very funny.
2007-01-26 04:41:26 · answer #9 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-26 00:07:35 · answer #10 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋