Here is one to get you started
Q:Where does a sargent keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies
- now thats lame!
10 points to the lamest most creative joke!
2007-01-25 22:45:11 · 11 answers · asked by Krystle 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's brown and sticky?
A stick! har har ;)
2007-01-27 11:19:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is the lamest. Ask anybody I've ever told it to; and I've told it to everyone. But...I think it's hysterical!
Two carrots were riding down the road in a Corvette and had a bad collision. The first carrot woke up in the hospital and asked the doctor, "Hey doc, am I gonna be all right?" The doctor tells him he'll be just fine. Then he asks the doctor, "Hey doc. What about my buddy? Is he going to be alright?" The doctor says, "Yes, he'll live but he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life!"
2007-01-25 23:10:33 · answer #2 · answered by valducci53 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've annoyed my family with this one for years:
(As you pass a farm and see the big round hay bales out in the field you say)
"Did you know they outlawed those big round bales? Yeah..... cows couldn't get a square meal."
2007-01-25 23:01:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
2007-01-25 22:55:54 · answer #4 · answered by Tumbleweed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo daddy is so poor he can't even pay attention
Yo mama jokes are old, this one's not only old, it's trying hard to be different!
2007-01-25 23:01:56 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so stupid, she reads the newspapers and is conscious what it says yo mama is so fat, she sits on the chair and feels comfortable yo mama is so grotesque, she wears make up like a woman perchance thats gay quite than lame
2016-10-17 03:28:01 · answer #6 · answered by leinen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do the vampire get when he bites the neck of the snowman????
a. nothing the snowman has no neck
b. frostbite/ brain freeze
2007-01-25 23:53:46 · answer #7 · answered by POWERBS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road
2007-01-25 23:21:13 · answer #8 · answered by zestful12 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What goes, "99-Ouch! 99-Ouch! 99-Ouch...?"
A: A centipede with a sprained ankle.
2007-01-25 22:59:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a plane crashed in the Indo-china border
where will u burry the survivers?
Ans:U DON'T BURRY SURVIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now thats lame
2007-01-25 22:54:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋