Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.
Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
2007-01-25 22:22:33 · 7 answers · asked by X factor 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, but he has gone away and left me all by myself. Nice joke.
2007-01-25 22:50:20 · answer #1 · answered by violeo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. Or If you were asking me the question, "Do you have a split personality?" I could say,
"Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know. I don't think so. Probably. Maybe. I'm not sure. Yes? Possibly." as if I was a bunch of different people.
I love both jokes, though!
2007-01-25 22:30:12 · answer #2 · answered by The Great Walrus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. There is a cartoon........a guy sitting alone on a desert island, marooned. He's sitting there under the obligatory palm tree, earnestly saying to ...well.....nobody......
'I would have gone crazy without you to talk to.....'
But seriously, schizophrenia isn't funny.
2007-01-25 22:32:00 · answer #3 · answered by lou b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i do, but the other person inside of me says NO. my feminine side is still deciding and the serial killer within me is trying to still learn to understand what the question means.
2007-01-25 22:28:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do...
first one is weak but funny, always trying, helpful, good
2nd cool, powerful, intelligent, fast learner,helpful, good
2007-01-25 22:33:27 · answer #5 · answered by POWERBS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah - unfortunate accident with a chainsaw
2007-01-25 22:33:26 · answer #6 · answered by Usemyyahooid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably. Ha ha.
2007-01-25 22:50:16 · answer #7 · answered by littlemunkay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋