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Birmingham New Street, in the grip of valium withdrawal, trying to get through to the British Gas Customer Careline while country and western music plays at ear-splitting volume...

2007-01-25 22:06:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Jean-Paul Sartre hit the nail on the head when he said 'Hell is other people' - and you only have to imagine a week in the BB house with Jade, Danielle, Jo and Cleo to recognise the truth in that statement!

2007-01-25 22:22:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Not a bit like hell, Hell is Tel Aviv Bus station.

The smallest nation on earth has the largest bus station in the world, and when its full of radical jews, born again christians and brain dead kibbutzers, its populated by the deamons as well.

Forget Sfrica for child soldiers, just pop an eyefull of the 14 year old jewish kids with Uzi sub machine guns. The paranoid security forces, The obnoxious Evanjelical ministers, and the end of the world ist, all trying in vain to find thier busses in the maze of three story concrete stairwells and buss lanes. Add to this the fact that it shuts down on Friday for shabat (sabbath) and everybody is desperatly trying to get home before the shutdown, the telephones cost a fortune to call home, and your credit card has just been chewed by the bank of Tel Aviv ATM. The customs controll just put a stamp in your passport, not on the seperate visa slip, so you can't dash to a cheaper country, and you have some religious nut following you hoping to convert you to some weird cult.

2007-01-26 00:00:41 · answer #2 · answered by DAVID C 6 · 1 0

You want to know what's worse than Birmingham New Street? The new Birmingham New Street they have got planned. It is truly awful and a depressing place. I hope it never gets built.

2007-01-26 00:47:26 · answer #3 · answered by fenellaribena 4 · 1 0

Sitting in the dentists chair being drilled without anaesthetic by a most obnoxious cow with no sympathy not an ounce of pity and bad breath - oh that was my school dentist.

2007-01-25 22:14:18 · answer #4 · answered by stgoodric 3 · 0 0

Blackwater in Queensland Australia. I left London, got a job teaching and was sent to Blackwater. It's just a sh1thole in the middle of nowhere

2007-01-25 22:13:12 · answer #5 · answered by Nemesis 7 · 0 0

Try living in northern Sweden in December. I was there one winter and we had 7 hours sunshine in one month!!!

It got light at 10am (if it wasn't cloudy, when it never truly got light) and dusk was at 2pm.

Add that to the fact that Swedes are a whiney bunch at the best of times and truly unbearable in the midst of their winter.

To add to it all, beer cost 5 Quid a pint!

2007-01-28 19:17:27 · answer #6 · answered by haardvarx 3 · 0 0

My First Marriage. Being fully fully faithful to an unfaithful wife, having it end in Divorce, and seeing everyone we knew take her side, and accuse me of wrong doing. That was Hell On Earth ! It lasted 10 Years.

2007-01-25 22:42:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

No wayy man, hell is this place called Esher in surrey..........doooode whats wrong with these peeps, they act all constipated and lack colour and hover round coffee shops like flies, they cant smile and blank u...they just wrong!! place is ILL man ILL!! the car parks suck, cant turn around easily at all, not nice folks its hell, dont go there.

2007-01-27 07:12:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not really sure, but I'd say it would be something like being scraped and cut and forced to swim in a swimming pool full of lemon juice mixed with salt, with lots of sharp, pointy things in it.

2007-01-25 22:13:52 · answer #9 · answered by Skippy 5 · 1 0

my idea of hell on earth is Micheal Jackson running loose in a Chuck E Cheese restaurant, although you probably don't have those in Birmingham...

2007-01-26 03:55:52 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

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