Was god just too lazy to create animals later on? Seems pretty evil to make a senior citizen build a boat that big and transport animals when he could have just as easily made new animals.
2007-01-25 20:25:00 · 15 answers · asked by Alucard 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
tht is an interesting question.
im guessing...he didn't want to do away with what he had created. because he had done it well the first time. if that was the case why didn't he wipe away noah and his family??
I think he wanted to keep the order of things as they were but do away with man and his sin.
you may ask...then why didn't he save all the animals?? that isn't really practical since two are enough to regenerate the species.
2007-01-25 20:31:19 · answer #1 · answered by Layla 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
(I'll pretend to be a typical God-believer here....)
I think it was part of a welfare to work program... You see Noah was a bit of a lay-back and he never earned a lot of money because he couldn't keep a job and he drank heavily. As a result, he'd been an able-bodied welfare recipient for quite a long time, (like, 500 or 600 years). It was part of God's plan to put an end to Noah's lazy-*** ways and he got busy and devised his scheme for a flood.... Well, we all know how it finally worked out, don't we? Old Noah had to work his tail off building a boat and collecting two of every animal, didn't he? ...and that's when God really screwed Noah's behind good. He called off the big flood at the last minute - and that's why there is no decent evidence of it and it also explains why all the animals that Noah didn't catch are still around today, (...and all of them are completely un-evolved, by the way).
It was all just a big joke on old Noah.... so, what could he do? After that, he went straight back to the bottle and he never came back up for air. Eventually he died of a severe of chronic liver disease and was found frozen stiff on the back steps of a Salvation Army soup kitchen in Cleveland, Ohio. He was swimming in a puddle of puke the size of a Biblical flood.
And that's the whole truth according to God's word... so there... A-effing-men.
(It's all right there in the book and you can make it up for yourself, if you don't believe me.)
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POST SCRIPT to Catia M: "What a question...!" Perhaps you ought to ask for an answer in your Bible class - but if you do, keep their noses to the grind stone until they give you something substantial and not just the usual "Only God knows" CRAP..!
2007-01-26 04:51:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What a question! I think you should get some Bible or spiritual classes. I joined a group from my church that met once a week and where we talked and asked questions, no so ding dong, but about spirituality and passages of the Bible. Actually i was preparing for my confirmation. Another suggestion is for you to read the Bible or ask God for wisdom. Go do it, have fun and learn. And dont forget, God never waste anyone's time. Good luck and God bless
2007-01-26 04:38:40 · answer #3 · answered by tabushi11209 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God only came here once.. and allegedly placed us humans here at that time.. Jesus was his "alleged" born son.. was to lead us and deliver us from evil.. clearly he FAILED!
Anyway.. my point is.. once he left.. he was gonski.. so whatever perishes we loose.. unless of course we start cloning mice with elephants.. then we too can be Gods.. we can create rodents with trunks..
Anywayway.. noah.. was not a senior citizen.. he may have looked old.. but he was only a teenager.. with a hair growth issue.. so he didn't mind building that ark.. Noah is most famous for his ark and tablets.. and little is known about his later life.. but it turns out.. he got sick of tablet and boat building that he chucked it all in and opened the worlds first zoo with his remaining animals.. they edited that bit out of the bible though.. for obvious reason..
How do I know all this you ask??
Well.. it turns out.. my sisters friends uncles nieces mothers uncles step-mother's brother.. knew a guy who heard it from his uncles best friends sister who has herpes..
2007-01-26 04:46:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I suppose an easier plan would have been to simply strike all the wicked humans dead and avoid all that mucking about with floods and arks. But the Almighty does love to wax dramatic from time to time.
2007-01-26 04:35:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Noah wasn't a senior citizen - he was only 600 years old.
2007-01-26 04:29:02 · answer #6 · answered by NONAME 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He didn't waste Noah's time...He gave him another lesson. We are not able to understand the way GOD thinks...we cannot compare with HIM!
2007-01-26 04:35:45 · answer #7 · answered by MV 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love your question you are going on my watch list. I'm keeping an eye on you. You are just a little too clever. BB Boop Oop A Doop
2007-01-26 04:35:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
so so so mean....
but dont insult god just because some wacko guy who wrote the bible thought that the tale of Noah would have been a nice touch to the bible.
2007-01-26 04:32:10 · answer #9 · answered by Loathing 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi,
He wanted to teach human kind a lesson, to not worship other gods and idols. By the way,G-d's actions don't always make sense to us. We are human with human understanding, His understanding is at a higher level.
I hope that answered your question.
2007-01-26 04:29:19 · answer #10 · answered by Chava 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋