Linford Christie entered a golf club house and enquired about membership.
"Sorry pal, I regret to inform that we don't allow coloured persons in this club." said the steward.
"There is another club that will accept you, it's only 10 minutes up the road."
"You what?" cried Linford "Don't you know that I'M Linford Christie?"
"Oh, right, it's 5 minutes up the road then."
2007-01-25 19:30:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh no, good joke,but they would never get away with it
2007-01-26 10:48:38 · answer #1 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-25 22:08:45 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard you like to play a round, lol aww the poor unfortunate cow ...and it was shame for the bovine creature too! lol
2016-05-24 01:04:24 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-01-25 19:40:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He didn't have a golf club.
2007-01-25 19:35:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋