There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the middle had the middle floor, and the youngest got the bottom floor.
A little while after they moved in, the eldest brother brought over his girlfriend. During that night, the two younger brothers heard the following sounds: Click, swish, fftt, ahhh.
The next morning, the younger brothers asked their brother what the noise they'd heard last night was.
He replied, "Click-turned off the light. Swish-ran across the room. Fftt-farted, and Ahhh-landed on my girlfriend."
Then the middle brother brought over his girlfriend the next night.
During that night, the two other brothers heard the following sounds: Click, swish, fftt, ahhh.
The eldest and youngest asked him what the noise in his room last night was. He replied, "Click- turned off the light. Swish-ran across the room. Fftt-farted, and Ahhh-landed on my girfriendl."
The next night, the youngest brother brought over his girlfriend, and that night, the older brothers heard the following sounds: Click, swish, fftt, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
In the morning, the older brothers asked him what the noise in his room was.
So, he said, "Click-turned off the light. Swish-ran across the room. Fftt-farted, and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-landed on the bedpost!”
2007-01-25 19:03:48 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good one ! I like Your jokes !!
They are the best to read on a Monday like this !!!
Aaron. Thumps UP & Stars !!!!
2007-01-28 22:24:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A gourmand walks right into a bar and asks for a 40-year-previous Scotch. The bartender, no longer wanting to offer up the sturdy liquor, pours a shot of ten-year-previous Scotch and figures that the guy basically isn't in a position to inform the version. the guy downs the scotch and says: "This Scotch is in uncomplicated words ten years previous! I specifically requested for 40-year-previous Scotch." surprised, the bartender reaches right into a locked cupboard below the bar and pulls out a bottle of twenty-year-previous Scotch and pours the guy a shot. the guy beverages it down and says: "That change into twenty-year-previous Scotch I requested for 40-year-previous Scotch." So the bartender is going into the again room and brings out a bottle of thirty-year-previous Scotch and pours the guy a drink. by potential of now a small crowd has amassed around the guy and is watching anxiously as he downs the hot drink. once again the guy states te actual age of the Scotch and repeats the unique request for the 40-year-previous Scotch. The bartender can carry off now no longer and disappears into the cellar to get a bottle of suitable 40-year-previous Scotch. quickly he returns wth the bottle and pours a shot. the guy downs the Scotch and says: "Now it really is 40-year-previous Scotch!" the crew applauds his information and his discriminating palate. A inebriated who has been watching the courtroom circumstances will strengthen an entire shot glass of his own and says: "the following, take a swig of this." The gourmand takes the glass and downs the drink in a unmarried swallow. at modern-day he chokes and spits it out on the bar room floor. "My God! That tastes like pee," he coughs out. "particular," says the inebriated. "yet how previous am I?" lmao :)
2016-10-17 03:27:16 · answer #2 · answered by leinen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-02-02 17:33:29 · answer #3 · answered by Krayden 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's ok.
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.
He thought to himself, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing.
He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life.
"Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind."
"Dancing? I'm not dancing!" the armless man replied bitterly...
"My asshole itches, and I can't scratch it!"
2007-01-25 21:16:52 · answer #4 · answered by Usemyyahooid 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol - dat woz pretti gud - but mus have hurt quite a bit
oh and dont take any notice of goddess, nofing can make her laugh - shes posting in all sorts of negative comments on different jokes!
2007-01-25 22:33:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that was quite funny, I'd say a 6/10
2007-01-25 19:31:03 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-01-25 19:41:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny 10/10
2007-01-30 23:36:04 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it ... 10 / 10
2007-01-25 19:16:26 · answer #9 · answered by Trish S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AAAHHHHHHHH!!!! (suck air in loudly thru gritted teeth, repeat process for about two minutes.) funny.
2007-01-25 19:10:25 · answer #10 · answered by Cole 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋