WINTER BLONDE
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks
on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says
"Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your
load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches
up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on
the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've
never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is
Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his
head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All
out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks
on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window.
Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing
some of your load! "When the light turns green the trucker
revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,
and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and
after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin. It's
winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
2007-01-25 17:32:18 · 13 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM GONNA PISS MY SELF.......SO FU*KIN FUNNY
2007-01-25 17:38:17 · answer #1 · answered by Krystina 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoaaaaaaa! That's a goodun. I love it when I see new jokes on this site. Thanx for the chuckle.
2007-01-25 17:39:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That definitely gets a star!
2007-01-25 18:11:04 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ BuffaloGirl ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heather: (pulls off the wig) No your not... i'm actually an fbi agent, and i know this stuff is illegal.
2007-01-25 17:38:40 · answer #4 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha Very Cute!!
2007-01-25 18:00:50 · answer #5 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Cute! :) Gave u a star 4 that!!
2007-01-25 17:37:53 · answer #6 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha OMG its funny hahahaha
2007-01-25 18:24:19 · answer #7 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great! LOL I needed a good laugh
2007-01-25 17:51:01 · answer #8 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happens to all that salt?
Doesn't it make all the rivers saline?
2007-01-25 17:41:08 · answer #9 · answered by roger a 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
HAHAHHAHAHA LMAO!! THATS CUTE :)
2007-01-25 17:40:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋