They are as follows:
1- love everyone esp the atheists
2- give no money to any church, sect, or religious hustler
3- never profess belief in any gods except me and the FSM
4- never, ever, ever, turn down some seafood
so it is spoken, so it is written. Actually, they are more guidlines than rules as you are free to decide for yourseleves what you will do. No matter what you do you will make it in my kingdom.
2007-01-25 16:50:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i'm in. i've been following your rules/guidelines all of my life. could i be one of your bishops or cardinals or whatever you call your fellow executives?
2007-01-25 16:57:06 · answer #1 · answered by notmyrealname 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
>> Why did not Christ require His followers to get something like what we call >> a 'church club' earlier transforming into disciples? He did. All different than for Judas Iscariot, He invited them right into a relationship with Him. whilst they prevalent that invitation, they grew to grow to be contributors of His Church. there is each reason to appreciate that each of them had already been baptized with the help of John the Baptist. The definition of a church is a physique of human beings whom fellowship at the same time sharing like non secular ideals. Christ had the convenience of the Holy Spirit revealing the disciples' hearts to Him and, as a consequence, His club technique grew to become into less demanding than ours. we could desire to have a extra formal technique as a results of fact we are able to in basic terms look on the outdoors. The Bible helps a ideal church club technique. >> ... my church's management dropped my club and that i had to take a >> 'profession of religion.' what's up with that? I continuously welcome any threat to profess my faith in Jesus Christ. in this earth, there'll continuously be human failings. enable's attempt to not cause them to our very own. God bless.
2016-12-16 17:34:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm on my way to Red Lobster...oh great one.
2007-01-25 16:56:15 · answer #3 · answered by Medusa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm so in your holiness - where do i sign?
2007-01-25 16:58:04 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Brooke 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you seafood? Pass the sea salt, please!
2007-01-26 00:24:44 · answer #5 · answered by Maldives 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋