2007-01-25 16:39:49 · 18 answers · asked by ferrisandclarence 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If I laughed at your question, it would be big of me.
just kidding, it was funny.
2007-01-25 16:42:50 · answer #1 · answered by emm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this?
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.
The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"
2007-01-26 00:48:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Honestly I didnt get it at first but when I did it was funnier than I thought =) Interesting play or words
2007-01-26 01:06:44 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep it would be both 8/10
2007-01-26 01:07:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. You can't marry midgets. It's like marrying pets. You can only marry REAL people.
2007-01-26 00:45:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Boy you are really funny.
2007-01-26 00:44:09 · answer #6 · answered by g_man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just a little. hahahahaha
2007-01-26 03:08:17 · answer #7 · answered by sexyladyinak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-26 01:21:53 · answer #8 · answered by momof3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I get it!
2007-01-26 00:47:52 · answer #9 · answered by zoril 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hugely funny,lol.
2007-01-26 00:42:38 · answer #10 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋