2007-01-25 16:18:00 · 17 answers · asked by Tammers 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...they are closer to ppl's a*s*s*e*s....
2007-01-25 16:33:18 · answer #1 · answered by foxieroxie1969 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this?
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.
The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"
2007-01-25 16:47:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure. A midget gets to smell the floor, partitions, in spite of the fact that is on people's footwear, on the decrease area of individuals's bodies (alongside with urine drippings, blood or deodorant from a ladies's month-to-month), nutrition (sandwiches) in wallet, pocketbooks, or lunch bags.
2016-12-16 13:51:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes cuz he is shorter and smell usual elevates lower
2007-01-25 16:32:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. All elevators stink!
2007-01-25 16:35:03 · answer #5 · answered by territizzyb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha, yes, I think it'll be bad, anyway the air is fresher up there as they say...
2007-01-25 16:51:52 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not if they are with other midgets
2007-01-25 19:31:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! Dude, you know it does. All that *** in their faces. Happy Valentine's Day! :)
p.s.
HAHA to that little dude joke, here are your props...
2007-01-25 16:55:02 · answer #8 · answered by kitty_kats06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It certainly could, perhaps you'd better ask them.
2007-01-25 16:25:50 · answer #9 · answered by MT C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if hes as tall as where peoples butts are. i bet it would stink then!
2007-01-25 16:23:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah smells like ******.
2007-01-25 16:25:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋