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I think it would be awesome if some kids were playing in a field and they walk up to this mound of dirt that looks like it has a face and arms. They walk up to touch it and its eyes open and it roars and has long sharp teeth and tries to grab them. The kids run off screaming and are traumatized.

2007-01-25 15:30:30 · 11 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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God caused the shade vine to grow to shade Jonah after he got thrown up by the whale and then when Jonah got to like it, God caused it to die and Jonah said he was angry enough to die about all this stuff God was pulling on him ...Jonah 4:6-8

God made Ezekiel eat food cooked over a human manure fire. When Ezekiel protested that he didn't deserve to be treated that way, God said Okay, then you can cook your food over a cow manure fire....Ezekiel 4:12-15

Yes God can have a SICK SENSE OF HUMOR!!! Just like us!!

2007-01-25 15:50:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Personally, I think the platypus is one of God's little jokes. I mean, come on... a mammal that lays eggs? Or maybe I'm the only one that finds the platypus funny...

2007-01-25 23:43:09 · answer #2 · answered by laura michelle 3 · 1 0

The Biggest trick Satan ever played on Man was to convince Man he didnt exist.

God Bless

2007-01-25 23:39:43 · answer #3 · answered by Darktania 5 · 1 1

Its a good thing that God has a sense of humor and lots and lots of Patience.

2007-01-25 23:48:38 · answer #4 · answered by greenstateresearcher 5 · 2 0

i personally think that my life is the best practical joke right now...people run away from me traumatized all the time

2007-01-25 23:44:11 · answer #5 · answered by baby jo 2 · 0 1

Read about Job and the carp he was put through.

Got a mean streak, that Jehovah guy.

2007-01-26 01:21:48 · answer #6 · answered by Praise Singer 6 · 0 1

I think the funniest practical joke God could pull, is let Atheists think they have a chance of getting into heaven, and then on the Day of Judgment sending them to the hottest flames of hell-fire!

lol

2007-01-25 23:46:22 · answer #7 · answered by onewhosubmits 6 · 1 4

They are 4 legged creatures, black and white, you will smell one long before you see it.
He created them, mankind refers to them as skunks.

2007-01-25 23:49:05 · answer #8 · answered by Here I Am 7 · 2 0

I think the best one is getting people to believe that they descended from apes.

2007-01-26 00:02:35 · answer #9 · answered by iraqisax 6 · 1 1

It would seem he is messing with Pat Robertson now.

2007-01-25 23:40:12 · answer #10 · answered by Alex 6 · 0 0

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