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Could God microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it

How tall is God

How come Christians are so sure that god hates gay people but they dont know how tall he is

2007-01-25 15:09:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

19 answers

No. He couldn't. If He couldn't lift something He would not be all-powerful, and therefore He would not be God. Therefore this silly question is actually asking if God can create a situation in which He is not God. No. He can't.
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2007-01-25 15:55:45 · answer #1 · answered by PaulCyp 7 · 0 0

You asked a bunch of questions, so I'll give one general answer. If you don't like it, just e-mail me at amimynation@yahoo.com and I'll see what I can do.

G-d is an omnipresent being who has no human form (I'm Jewish, so I don't believe that Jesus was the son of G-d or G-d in human form). As such, he couldn't "eat a burrito" or "lift a rock" in the sense that we think of such things. At the same time, however, G-d can do anything, so the two don't have to be reconciled. It's just something we humans can't comprehend, just like a baby who doesn't understand why he can't run in the street, or why he has to take his medicine. He just has to take his parents' words for it.

Your last question is the easiest. Christians (and Jews and Moslems, for that matter) know that G-d hates people like that because He says so in Leviticus. He also says that anyone who does so (and was warned beforehand, and witnessed by two proper witnesses) should be killed by the Jewish court (or Christian if you want to go with replacement theology). On the other hand, He never says how tall He is (which, of course, is a stupid question since he's not physical, no offense). So, there you go. Hope I could help you.

2007-01-25 15:34:39 · answer #2 · answered by kg4vbo 3 · 0 0

Hmmm... it seems like you really have a handle on Christianity.

God definitely doesn't hate gay people. God loves all people. But that doesn't mean everyone gets into heaven. You've confused being loved by God with being acceptable in his eyes. And you've bought into the misguided hype that Christians are inherently better than anyone else. Not so. Christians don't go to heaven because they sin less, but despite the fact that they are sinners, too. So, what do you think the key difference is between a group of sinners who get in and a group of sinners who don't?

No, God cannot make a rock so big that he couldn't lift it, because a rock would have to be of infinite size, which would make it larger than the universe - a logical impossibility. Doesn't disprove God, just confirms logic.

Your other two questions are equally simplistic and misguided.

Perhaps to adopt a more intelligence approach when attacking Christianity - but be careful, you have the low ground.

2007-01-25 15:27:43 · answer #3 · answered by TheSlayor 5 · 2 0

Yes, he could create the rock in a dimension where he is otherwise powerless.

God nukes burritos many times a day. He couldn't eat any, but other people did.

God is exactly 4 centimeters tall. He is more like a pixie.

God said it was okay to hate fags and kill in war NOT.

2007-01-25 15:31:47 · answer #4 · answered by DW2020 5 · 0 0

Yawn! That is such a lame question. God can do anything, if it serves His purpose. He can make such a rock, then undo it.

God is Spirit and cannot be measured with a ruler or analyzed in a test-tube. God doesn't hate gays, that is, He doesn't hate the sin, He hates the sinner.

None of your questions are new. None of your questions are brilliant. All have been answered before by those way smarter than you or me.

H

2007-01-25 15:34:48 · answer #5 · answered by H 7 · 0 0

No, all things are possible with Jehovah.
God would not need a microwave or a burrito since he is self sufficient.
God is a spirit creature, it is not a question of height but of strength and power.
Because it is recorded for us in the book of Corinthians it says: That is what some of your were. Therefore it is possible to change ones preference.

2007-01-25 15:24:28 · answer #6 · answered by Here I Am 7 · 0 1

Would anyone in his or her right mind try to lift a 7,000 ton rock, eating a flaming burrito and carrying a long tape measure, and expect to survive?

2007-01-25 15:21:51 · answer #7 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0 1

Thats a pretty good question...oh and I am Christian and I dont think that God hates gay people...

2007-01-25 15:21:14 · answer #8 · answered by Just Wondering 5 · 1 1

Such questions contain no answers. However, I don't think God hates gay people for God is Love, and is incapable of hating.

2007-01-25 15:23:12 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 3 1

no, no, and idk. but God doesnt hate gay people, He doesnt hate anyone. He just doesnt like the sins of man. Any sin...not just particularly homesexuality...all sin. I'm sorry you feel this way. Read the Bible if you really want to know more about God and His love for you.

2007-01-25 15:28:43 · answer #10 · answered by buff23_7 3 · 1 0

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