maybe so bad you actually laughed and ended up liking the guy. or just so bad you couldn't even respond.
2007-01-25 14:09:08 · 80 answers · asked by bruce_eel 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
At school a guy spoke to me for the first time saying "excuse me beautiful can you move your hand i can't see your answers"... ??? lol
2007-01-25 14:27:40 · answer #1 · answered by xprincezzSicax 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAND TO GOD...I was at SUBWAY in Lake Placid. I had just moved there for an internship. This guy walks right up to me, sits down and starts talking to me, he gets right into my face and asks "what do you think about personal space". I was dumbfounded. We dated for 2 years after that. That was in the summer of 1995. To this day he is one of my best friends. We live in opposite ends of the country but talk atleast once or twice a month...
I am torn if it is a good line or horrible, whatever the case, it worked.
Good luck! hehe
2007-01-25 14:31:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm a guy but I have a friend who has the worst pick-ups lines.
One of them is "You must come to my country, you will be one of my many wives." He delivers it with the worst middle eatern/russian/itailian accent.
But his worst line of all time is when he walks up to a girl and then sits next to her and stares at her. Then he says "I've been watching you" in a cark and creepy voice. That line has scared away more women than I can count, and yet he still uses it.
2007-01-25 14:29:31 · answer #3 · answered by John Matthews 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't remember where I heard this one from but it is really weird.... If I was on death row I'd order your a** as a last meal. O_o yea... wow... I'd be more shocked than anything if someone ever said this at all... I feel so dirty just typing that lol...
2016-05-24 00:26:25 · answer #4 · answered by Gwendolyn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any man who has to use a "pick up line" is pretty sickening!!! Usually they are drunk, high and stupid and really a big turn off. There is no bad pick up line as they are all bad. Men just need to chill out and be themselves and quit trying to come up with stupid lines. If you can't think of something intelligent to say then don't say anything. You are probably much safer that way. Sometimes a sexy smile and glance will go a long way.
2007-01-25 14:36:47 · answer #5 · answered by Cindy Roo 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1) Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
2) Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see!
3) Are you tired cause you've been runnin through my mind ALL night!
4) I lost my number. Can I have yours?
5) I noticed you noticin me. And I just wanna keep you on notice, I noticed you, too.
2007-01-25 14:31:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think there is any bad pickup line because at least he said something instead of staring at you and wishing you would make the first move
2007-01-25 14:26:53 · answer #7 · answered by colbydog43 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I was 21 I stopped to get gas and while I was pumping it a biker man pulled up on his harley and asked me to go home with him and cook him breakfast. He had to be atleast 55 years old!
Then another day at Walmart as I was putting my things in my car a man thought he was being funny when he said "you look like you need a tan" ( i was already super dark) " why don't you go to the lake with me today". then he started walking inside and told me to hang on he would be right back. I said YEAH RIGHT!
2007-01-25 14:36:01 · answer #8 · answered by honeybear 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i think these were the words.. "Daaammn shawty, does your father own a bakery shop because you got some nice buns!" lol..i really didn't know how to respond, so i gave the guy a confused/ turned off impression that later became a smile after i walked away..
2007-01-25 14:28:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one when I visited Mexico City:
* So many curves and I got no brakes
The one I dislike the most in English:
* I don't know exactly how it goes, but it is the one about the pants that makes your @ss look out of this world.
The one I think is pretty lame, but if said to me I'd melt:
*Do you have a quarter? My momma told me to call her when I found the girl of my dreams.
One that someone told me and I loved (but is very lame and cheesy anyways...)
*I'd let myself be scratched and bitten by this kitty, I'd turn to catnip to please her...
Now... I am not completey sure if he said it because of the shape of my eyes... or what... I'd rather think he said it for my eyes... eithter way, it got him nowhere...lol...
2007-01-25 14:35:32 · answer #10 · answered by Magy G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow, i can write a book of guys corny lines, one guy (he would've had a better chance if he didn't try so hard) said "ur coconuts got me goin coconuts), and then i've even got the classic "did it hurt when you fell from heaven", and the weirdest of them all was "i know it's hard to get past airplane security because you are the bomb"-that was actually funny to me (cute in a way, but just...i don't know...lol)
2007-01-25 14:29:27 · answer #11 · answered by music ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋